- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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