- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

This statement is false.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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