ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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