- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

religion

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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