Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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pauls tuck

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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