- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

what do u call a apple a apple

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

balls

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Your existance.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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