Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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