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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Please? No.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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