- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Nice belt.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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