- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Derp

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

boobs.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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