- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

a jew walks out of a furnace

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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