- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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