- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What does two plus two equal? 4

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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