- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE