- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

breasts

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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