- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

a jew walks out of a furnace

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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