- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

I am quite mature.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Nuneaton..

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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