- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Choir.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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