how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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