- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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