a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

charlie sheen

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

knock knock no ones home

Chuck Norris Dies.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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