What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Anything involving women..

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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