- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

no pun intended

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.