- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

why did sally drown cause she was black

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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