Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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rocky is here again.......................

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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