roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why? Why Not?

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

PENIS

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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