- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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