What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Daym im romantic

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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