- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Black people having a Job.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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