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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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