What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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haha Otarts was here

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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