how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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