- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Jews

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Black people are the scum of the earth

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Whats two plus two? Miles

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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