Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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