This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Rick Santorum 2012

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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