Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Woman's Rights

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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