How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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