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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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