why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Basically copying you.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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