- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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