Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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