- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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