- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

ur an fagit

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Guess what? You guessed it.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

men

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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