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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Christianity

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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