Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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