Ron Paul for President!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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