- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

How are cars made? By magic.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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