What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Anti Joke

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