- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

An Asian person drove home safely.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

obama

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

all jokes aside...

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