What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Potato!

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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