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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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