There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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7+5=12

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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