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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse