- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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