Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Health food.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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