Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Error 37.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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whats my name? Matt

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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