why was the man sad? his wife died

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Where do you live? In a house

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Boner

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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