Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Robin get in the batmobile!

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Girls soccer

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

whats white and sticky glue

Womens basketball

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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