- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What's two plus two? Window

Penis

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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