A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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