What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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