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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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