What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Women's rights.

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