- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Winter

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Feminism

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I am dyslexic

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Knock Know! Come in!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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