Rick Santorum 2012

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Do you love me? No.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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