- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What happened to my sunglasses?

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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