Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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