- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What's half of 8? o

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

this is stupid .... yep

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Knock, Knock No one was home.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

women's rights, lol

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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