what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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